Uncooperative Crickets

I had a dream last night that I worked booking airline tickets for employees of the Empire. I reported directly to Darth Vader. He wasn't a very nice boss, and verbally demeaned us each day. Last night, he said to my co-worker on the right: "You are a short man, and your nose is too large for your face." To my co-worker on my left, he said: "Your wife doesn't love you. You cannot satisfy her sexually." When it was my turn, he looked at my Twins cap and said: "Carlos Gomez was recently accused of a DUI*."

That really stung.


* - he didn't really get a DUI

posted by Dirk Awesome @ 2:14 PM